2026 · Published Sep 15, 2026

Week 1 Recap

My little egbukie opened the season at the top with 165.20 points.

Team names are as published. Since renamed: Dicker? I barely know her is now Shougha daddy · they hit the second Bower is now josh “josh allen” allen.

High score

165.20

points

Closest game

3.64

point margin, 79.10 to 75.46

Largest margin

48.82

point margin, 132.46 to 83.64

Matchups

Result	Score	All-time series	Note
Dicker? I barely know her beat they hit the second Bower	79.10–75.46	they hit the second Bower leads Dicker? I barely know her 3-2 all time.	Lowest winning score⚔️ Closest game
My little egbukie beat Hurts Donut	165.20–129.72	My little egbukie leads Hurts Donut 4-3 all time.	🏆 High score
vcvenkat beat brunettedon	118.16–73.00	vcvenkat leads brunettedon 4-3 all time.	🧊 Low score
We Have Great Jean(ty)s beat Team J-Z	132.46–83.64	Team J-Z leads We Have Great Jean(ty)s 3-2 all time.	💥 Largest margin
tpilzner beat Breece’s Pieces	151.46–117.94	tpilzner leads Breece’s Pieces 5-1 all time.
jmobilestan beat Road to Playoffs	157.96–144.66	jmobilestan leads Road to Playoffs 3-1 all time.	😬 Highest losing score

#	Team	Record	Points	All-play
1	My little egbukie	1-0	165.20	11-0
2	jmobilestan	1-0	157.96	10-1
3	tpilzner	1-0	151.46	9-2
4	Road to Playoffs	0-1	144.66	8-3
5	We Have Great Jean(ty)s	1-0	132.46	7-4
6	Hurts Donut	0-1	129.72	6-5
7	vcvenkat	1-0	118.16	5-6
8	Breece’s Pieces	0-1	117.94	4-7
9	Team J-Z	0-1	83.64	3-8
10	Dicker? I barely know her	1-0	79.10	2-9
11	they hit the second Bower	0-1	75.46	1-10
12	brunettedon	0-1	73.00	0-11

Record is head to head only, as published. All-play is the record against every team, every week, through Week 1.

🎯 Road to Playoffs led coaching efficiency at 96% and left only 6.50 points on the bench.
🪑 We Have Great Jean(ty)s left a league-high 46.98 points on the bench.
🪑 Team J-Z left 40.70 points on the bench.
🏆 My little egbukie scored 165.20 despite leaving 32.00 points available.

Playoff context